An old married couple were having s*x and the wife says, "Baby, suck my nipples!"

An old married couple were having s*x and the wife says, "Baby, suck my nipples!"

The man dies; autopsy said, 'Reason for death: Expired Milk'

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There is this guy and he wants to marry a girl but he is bad at choosing girls so he has a contest.
First one to get as many ping pong balls as they can is my wife.
The first girl brings back a whole bucket of them. the guy goes good, good.
The 2 girl brings back a truck load of ping pong balls. He says, "Wow that will be hard to beat."
Then the 3 girl comes back all bloody and bruised and is holding 2 big bloody things.
The guy says, "What are those, I said ping pong balls."
"Oh,"Says the 3 girl, "I thought you said King Kong's balls."

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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.


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A guy feels out an application for E-harmony to meet the ladies.
E-harmony rejected his application because he failed to answer question 14 properly.
The question was, "What do you like most in a woman."
The man replied, "My d*ck."

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What is the geographical definition of s*x?
Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.